Happy Santa

[Xmas Penguin]

This is the story of Pa Santa, the coolest Santa
from ol' Melbourne town.

It was a Christmas Night
In old Melbourne town
It was a Santa man
Who came to dance around
He had no car at all
No no no car at all.

He was the Santa-cool
Oh he was really tough
He brought His Christmas Bag
and it was big enough
He brought his gifts along
an' he was big and strong.

Pa Santa
He taught all his deer!
to twist, and shake,
and have a beer.
he came from the sky,
and he knew how to fly.

From the windy city
They did 'dat Xmas dance
You could hear their rhythm
From this Funky Town to Everywhere.

Pa Santa
He taught all his deer!
to twist, and shake,
and have a beer.
he came from the sky,
and he knew how to fly.

Each day they gave out gifts,
it was their big foray.
The kids did the dance,
and sang the nights away.
With all the gifts they had,
it made them mighty glad
and so they sang it loud.

Pa Santa
He taught all his deer!
to twist, and shake,
and have a beer.
he came from the sky,
and he knew how to fly.

Pa Santa and his deer
they didn't want to stop,
and gave out Christmas cheer
and so the story ends.
"Have a Merry Christmas",

Pa Santa
He taught all his deer!
to twist, and shake
and have a beer.
he came from the sky,
and he knew how to fly.

"Have a Merry Christmas", Friends!

[number4son]

Q: Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
A: He's a man. He did all his laundry in the one load.

[number4son]

I was traveling to Seattle on business. Knowing how the weather is up there (and lacking the proper clothing), I went to a local outdoor shop for a inclement weather clothing. Not finding what I was looking for, I went to another. Then another. Finally, a salesman suggested that I go to Rudolph's.

"Rudolph's?" I said, surprised. "Do you mean the Russian specialty store?"

To which the salesman answered, "Rudolph the Red knows rain gear."

[number4son]

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"

The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells." It was a Christmas Parrot.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."

The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say when you place them between his feet?"

The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."

When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the parrot began to sing a familiar tune... "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."

[Christy Carol]

:lol: :x

[number4son]

That's as edgy as I get. Back to my Leave It To Beaver persona now.

[Christy Carol]

Once the shock wore off I was able to enjoy the joke!

No, I told it to BF and when he was rolling around in his LazyBoy laughing I knew it was a winner!!

[e_xander]

Not to be critical of your parrot joke #4, but you forgot that the Parrots name is Chet, so when they light the first match, well you get the point.

Sean

[number4son]

Not to be critical of your parrot joke #4, but you forgot that the Parrots name is Chet, so when they light the first match, well you get the point.
I just cut and pasted it. They never said his name, though it does make it even better.

[Christy Carol]

Oh man!! That made it even better!! LOL!!!

:lol: :lol:

[Ervserver]

poor chet